Saturday, March 30, 2013

BEFORE HE CHEATS BY CARRIE UNDERWOOD

Hey guys! Its Christina, and I hope that you guys enjoyed my Ron Weasley(from Harry Potter) facfic :)! Lately, I have been absolutely obsessed with Carrie Underwood's Before He Cheats. Its a song about how Carrie trashes her ex-boyfriends car because he cheated on her, for those who don't know the song. So, my fellow human beings, here it is :)!!

Right now, he's probably slow-dancing with a beach blonde tramp
And she's probably getting frisky
Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
Cause she can't shoot whiskey
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick showing her
How to shoot a combo
And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger 
To both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version
Of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk."
And hes a-thinking that hes gonna get lucky
Right now, hes probably dabbing on that 3-dollar-worth of that
Bathroom polo
Oh, and he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger
To both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh you know it wont be on me...

No not on me...

Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger 
To both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Oh, maybe next time hell think before he cheats
Oh, before he cheats... oh oh

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